Sitemap - 2021 - Stuff I Saw On The Internet
"Veni. Vidi. Conveni. Consedi."
"Drop the vape u little turd, I'm gonna take an active interest in your passions"
"New Zealanders losing their virginity"
"Gender neutral gold prospector"
"I do not give you consent to perform magic on me"
"Jake Gyllenhaal is getting in the shower for the first time in weeks tonight just to cry"
"At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus"
"A real nine-to-fiver would get a hysterectomy"
"If Pete Davidson drank water"
"If the 12 ft. skeleton from home depot started smoking weed"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "Who knows how many more drugs Big Horse is hiding from us?"
Stuff that I saw on the internet last week: "This would solve nothing and make everything worse"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "The Voyeurs"
"Squid Game" puts an interesting twist on the "Deadly Game" genre
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "ok so now take out your blowtorch"
Quick thoughts on some thriller/horror/suspense novels I've read recently
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "they just named a baby that"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Aftermath"
"Clickbait" is an eight-episode miniseries that probably should have been a movie
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "this never happens in spider solitaire"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "I love it when it's hard, and bad"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Spontaneous"
Don't ask me why, but I binge-watched both seasons of "Why Women Kill"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "Kermit caused 9/11"
"Jungle Cruise" was surprisingly enjoyable!
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "When Affleck rises, Damon must fall"
Quick reviews of media I consumed during my vacation
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "these captchas are getting downright philosophical"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Meander"
"Misfits and Magic" was a great "Dimension 20" campaign
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Escape Room: Tournament of Champions"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "man, it smells like wrongdog in here"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Willy's Wonderland"
Stop what you're doing and go watch "I Think You Should Leave"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "watering the pianos"
So we're all reading Ronan Farrow's Britney article in the New Yorker, right?
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "Paaaants in the tornadooooo!"
Here's the missing TikTok link from the internet roundup
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "release the rest of the bats"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Anna"
"Starstruck" is a VERY cute, VERY funny romcom series
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "why do you sext like Jigsaw"
Paul F. Tompkins' "Crying and Driving" comedy special is FINALLY out
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Séance"
(Re-send) "Bo Burnham: Inside" is brilliant, funny, beautiful, and absolutely devastating
"Bo Burnham: Inside" is brilliant, funny, beautiful, and absolutely devastating
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "you BAKE miette?"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "bredn buddr"
"Cruel Summer" is the pulpy teenage mystery I need right now
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "the microwave in the lunch room was coin-activated."
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "Brendan Fraser what have you done now"
Bonus Saturday: A bunch of horror movies I watched recently
I'm sorry it took me so long to get into "Dimension 20"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "I'm clogging my arteries for THIS?"
Bonus Friday: "Nobody" only works as much as it does because of Bob Odenkirk
Cristin Millioti is great in "Made For Love," but damn, this show is depressing
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "You're basically a glorified sad lizard"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "What Lies Below"
"There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension": A very fun point-and-click puzzle game
(Re-sending) Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "your music made me feel like i could fight god"
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "your music made me feel like I could fight God"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "The Empty Man"
Is anyone else finding "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier" a bit of a slog?
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "beef stroganoff"
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Deadly Illusions"
The "Superstore" series finale was perfect but bittersweet
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "So chivalry IS dead?!"
Bonus Friday: Hulu's "High Fidelity"
Correction: His name is Stu, not Stan.
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "Or does he just like chocolate and come from family money?"
The worst thing I watched this week: "The Girl In The Basement"
Netflix's "The One" is imperfect, but it's also soapy, trashy fun
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "not able to be a mushroom"
"WandaVision" from the perspective of a filthy casual
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "No Escape Room"
If you're not watching Brian David Gilbert on YouTube, you should
The Dodo's YouTube channel is often the only thing that gets me through the day
Stuff I saw on the internet last week:
Bonus Saturday: "Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar"
"I Care A Lot" gave me so much freaking anxiety
"Behind Her Eyes" and the batshit banoodles ending
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "no worry, learned from soup, know what do"
"Resident Alien" is Alan Tudyk at his Alan Tudyk-iest (that's a good thing)
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: Milk Cube
An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Phobic"
"Fake Famous" thinks it has a lot more to say about social media fame than it really does
"Bonding" course corrects in season 2
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?"
Bonus Tumblr Friday: "here's a plastic sack of my breath"
The fourth season of "Search Party" is even weirder, but still great
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: no school no works just meow meow
Everyone on "Cobra Kai" should be in jail
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "This tastes unlucky to me"
Bonus Friday: Wholesome Tumblr posts
"The Kid Detective" is a funny, sad, and dark look at unrealized potential
Stop what you're doing and watch this video about Amy Sedaris's apartment
Whew, that ending to "Promising Young Woman" is a punch to the gut
Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "bravely combatting impostor syndrome by being genuinely bad"
"Synchronic" brings some timey-wimey goodness
"After Midnight" might be the most romantic horror movie I've ever seen