An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Séance"

Happy Saturday evening, paid subscribers! For this week’s bonus, I’m gonna tell you about a horror movie called Séance that I paid money to rent, and as you might expect, it was a mistake to do that.

I had medium hopes for Séance, though! It’s written and directed by Simon Barrett, who wrote both You’re Next and The Guest, which are both movies I like an…