Stuff I saw on the internet last week: "no worry, learned from soup, know what do"
Happy Monday! Honestly, sometimes I struggle to figure out what to write in this opening little blurb. Is anyone even reading this part? Purple monkey dishwasher. Let’s just look at stuff already.
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On last week’s episode of on I Hate It But I Love It, Jocelyn and I continued our month of romantic and/or sexy movies by talking about The American President, and specifically about how Aaron Sorkin must have a sign up on his wall that says “write like you’re trying to give an eagle a boner.” And this Wednesday’s episode will be about Dirty Dancing (Johnny Castle, are you okay?). You should subscribe, if you wanna be cool. (You can subscribe to I Hate It But I Love It in all the usual places, including Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, and Pocket Casts.)
TWEETS!
REDDIT!
I mean this is just legitimately delightful and funny:
At first I thought I heard it wrong when she said "Demi Devito" once upon a time, but today I heard her say "Demi Levito" and everything halted. I went ahead and asked her what's her name again and she reiterated, "Lemi Devito?" That's the moment where I realized she kept interchanging Demi Lovato's name with Danny DeVito's.
This guy just… can’t be serious, right?
Last night we had 10 minutes left in our movie and she told me to pause it and didn’t come back for 40 mins. I was pretty annoyed, so when she came back I asked her if she could try pooping earlier in the day so we can spend more time together in the week. She started laughing and asked me if I was serious. I told her that I was and she told me she can’t control when she has to go.
I realize these two are young and probably didn’t have a ton of money to spend, but oof, this is tacky as hell:
She has been dating "Chris" for nine months but we never met him. She wanted to bring him to the wedding which was fine, but to save money we had tier 1 and tier 2. If you were in tier 1 you could pick from an Italian sausage, a steak, a hotdog, or a burger for dinner. If you were tier 2 it was just the burger or hot dog, and there was only enough cake for tier 1.
If it’s a dealbreaker, then girl, you gotta run:
We’ve talked about our future for couple years now. Talked about getting a house together. Getting married. Having kids. We align.
Few months ago, he finally disclosed that he has no intention on living separate from his mom.
Ah, a delightful post recounting just how bad For Better Or For Worse got in its final years:
Anthony begged Therese to have a kid she didn't want, eventually promising to quit his job and become a stay-at-home dad after their kid was born so she'd agree. Therese gave in and they had a daughter, at which point Anthony revealed that he had counted on her Motherly Instincts ™ to kick in once she gave birth and hoped she'd agree to be a stay-at-home mom. When this didn't happen, he openly told his ex-girlfriend to wait for him to break up with his wife so they could be together, and shortly afterwards, Therese left him and moved in with one of her clients from work.
Did I mention Anthony is supposed to be the sympathetic character here? And that his ex-girlfriend is Elizabeth Patterson?
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TIKTOKS!
How to pronounce “synecdoche.”
I wish anyone loved me as much as this squirrel loves his carpet wall.
Cats really are liquid.
“Oh, my shoe! NOOOOOOO!”
Tin foil is a cheap alternative to wrapping paper.
You couldn’t pay me to go down there.
When this is all over, I need to go to the Swiss Alps.
When both you and your spouse have ADHD. (I was recently diagnosed with ADHD and I’ve been living for all the ADHD TikToks.)
ARTICLES!
“Mark Changed The Rules”: How Facebook Went Easy On Alex Jones And Other Right-Wing Figures, BuzzFeed News
Searching for Shelley Duvall: The Reclusive Icon on Fleeing Hollywood and the Scars of Making 'The Shining', Hollywood Reporter
Host of ‘Reply All’ Podcast Takes Leave of Absence After Accusations of Toxic Culture, New York Times — the whole Reply All situation is hugely disappointing.
That’s all for me today, gorgeous. Talk to you soon.
Love,
Kat
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