Stuff I saw on the internet last week: no school no works just meow meow
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TWEETS!
REDDIT!
Hoooooly shit my dude, you suck the most:
After my wife miscarried and I brought up the wedding, she said she wasn’t going to drive four hours to see my dad and that she once again only feels bad for my ex stepmother who has reached out to offer her condolences while my dad hasn’t.
I ask if she still feels sick and she has insisted she’s physically ok but is never going to “ get over it.” So I kept asking why she didn’t feel well enough to attend the wedding and she said because she wants to be alone with just her and me and just be in each other’s companies.
She begged me not to leave her for the weekend ( I intended to stay at my dad’s house.)
I finally get annoyed because I felt like she was talking about the baby as if it were still here and told her that the baby would never be a living entity and burying herself in covers wouldn’t make it any better.
This one starts off SO BADLY, but luckily the guy comes around and provides some nice updates (also that’s not what a “bob cut” is):
The funeral rituals ended a few days ago. During the funeral, my mother-in-law did my daughter's hair. But now she is gone back home (she lives in another country).
My daughter came up to me and asked if I would braid her hair before school today just like her mother used to. Her school is partially online and partially in person right now.
I told her I didn't know how to do that and to figure it out herself. If she couldn't, then I would take her to get a bob cut. She started crying.
A bob cut for those who don't know is short hair, kind of like a buzz cut or crew cut.
An a Capella group performs the Windows sound effects.
Damn, the lynx is no joke.
Just reading about this kind of smothering behaviour makes my anxiety shoot through the roof:
She and I had been getting a long pretty well as of late and were connecting over the fact that I’ll be married soon. She was planning my bachelorette party (I asked her to, if it matters) and was pretty excited. The other night we talked for a few hours (I was headed to bed but she called and I didn’t want to ignore her, since she’s said multiple times it bugs her) but then she brought up me not calling enough again. I told her that I didn’t want to talk about it anymore, as I’ve explained myself a ton, and I’m willing to do better but I can’t give her a concrete answer on what better is and to drop it. I know that if I say I’ll call once a week, and then something happens and I can’t, we’ll be back in the same place so I’m not setting myself up for failure by giving her a firm amount. I also explained (again) that I feel like she’s never satisfied (since we were literally on the phone and she was still bringing it up), (again) that I don’t like talking on the phone that much, and that I feel a bit suffocated and would like a relationship but the pressure and expectations are too much at this point and are pushing me away. She told me I was being cowardly and refusing to take accountability and “correct” my actions, and that the relationship “no longer serves her”.
Look at this lil’ bandit:
TUMBLR!
(via vampireapologist.)
(via mihael5sos, thread found here.)
(via catchymemes, thread found here.)
(via fuckboyzuko.)
(via patrexes, thread found here.)
TIKTOK!
I should get another kitten.
No but seriously, should I get another cat?
I wanna know what the truth behind this story is so badly.
Art is subjective.
But sometimes, art is objectively perfect.
A slow burn, but worth it in the end.
ARTICLES!
Inside the Caliphate Debacle, and Exactly Who Is Allowed to Fail, Jezebel
Blurbed to Death, Vulture
That’s all for me today, gorgeous. Talk to you soon.
Love,
Kat
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