Stuff that I saw on the internet last week: "This would solve nothing and make everything worse"
Happy Monday, all! Craig and I bought a house last week! It’s like the plot of We Bought A Zoo except it’s a house instead of a zoo! It’s very exciting and scary and stressful! Let’s look at internet stuff!
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TWEETS!
REDDIT!
THROW THE WHOLE MAN OUT:
I pay for all our bills (rent, electric, car payments, ect.), groceries, and anytime he wants to go out and do something together. The other day my bf and I went to town to pay the bills and get groceries. When we were done I had $30 to last a week for gas so I can get to and from work. He asked if we could stop and get something to eat instead of going home and making something for dinner. I told him I didn't have enough for that and explained why. He told me that it was ok. That he would pay for it and I could just pay him back whenever I get my next check. For 2 years I have paid for everything he never had to or was never asked to pay for anything.
The entitlement! Not to mention giving in to bigots!
she tells me her parents were giving her hell for inviting me and my wife because they don't like us four 'obvious' reasons and after a lot of fighting they agreed that I come alone since I'm the groom's sister but not bring my wife. She apologized profoundly saying she was hoping I'd understand because her parents are paying for the wedding. She said they even messed with the entire guest list so I shouldn't take it personal. I said I won't come unless my wife comes. She got upset telling me to let it go but I refused and she ended up taking back the invitation saying she was sorry she just didn't want any drama at her wedding. I said fine no hard feelings and asked my brother to send my dress back to my place. My sister in law was stunned after she found out I took the dress back.
A post that gives off real “how would your wife describe what happened?” energy:
She told me that I was being a "mama's boy." I told her that I'm not a mama's boy but that I'm not just going to stand for the woman who gave me life and sat by me whenever I had a fever being disrespected; not even by my wife,
Oh good lord, just awful parenting:
Tonight, I said to him “you are my only reason to live. Can you start trying to be a decent human, for me? Because if I lose you, I will have nothing. You will have destroyed me emotionally”.
TUMBLR!
(via kaedien, thread found here.)
(via circus-to-air-missile, post found here.)
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TIKTOK!
She’s baby.
British people do have way too many doors in their houses.
Mack’s bed is definitely gonna fall.
Yet another fantastic sketch from Jane Wickline.
I identify with this video so much that it hurts.
Dad humour level 100.
I didn’t mean to have two My Chemical Romance TikToks today, but here we are.
This is adorable; my cat just tries to eat my hair.
ARTICLES!
Goldman Sachs, Ozy Media and a $40 Million Conference Call Gone Wrong, New York Times
Britney Spears Was Never in Control, The Cut
They Both Fought To Break Free From Guardianship. Only One Escaped, BuzzFeed News
Jack of Shrugtown, Lit Reactor
How Nike Designed Hands-Free Sneakers for People With Disabilities, Bloomberg
Dan Savage Revolutionized Sex. Then the Revolution Came for Him, Slate
How This Art Student Became The Weirdest, Funniest Guy On TikTok, BuzzFeed News
New Girl Is Still the Best TV Show About Male Friendship, GQ
That’s all for me today, gorgeous! Talk to you soon.
Love,
Kat