Wow, big day for your nemesis
Happy Monday! There are two stray cats who hang out in my backyard who we’ve nicknamed Rusty and Ally, and I want to be friends with them so bad, but they run away whenever I go outside. If you know how I can trick them into becoming my familiars, let me know! And now, internet things.
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It’s Action Movie Month on I Hate It But I Love It
Once more, Jocelyn and I are talking about only action movies for a month, which began last week with the very, very silly Johnny Mnemonic. There’s an internet dolphin in it! And this Wednesday, we’ll be talking about Battlefield Earth. Pray for me. You should subscribe, if you wanna be cool! (You can find I Hate It But I Love It in all the usual places, including Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, and Pocket Casts.)
TWEETS!
REDDIT!
Yeahhhh, your husband is hiding something sketchy:
Yesterday, and while I was about to do the laundry, I grabbed his work pants and digged my hand in it's pockets to empty them before putting it in the washing machine like I always do.
My husband just happened to walk by and when he saw me searching his pants pockets. He rushed in yelling at me to put his pants down. I already had a folded piece of paper out but he snatched it then started screaming at me about how I have no respect for his privacy and that I shouldn't be getting my hands on his things.
Days ago, I found Adam crying in his room, this was weeks after getting discharged, I asked and he said that Dean sent him a text telling him they were no longer friends and blocked his number. I was confused they were fine. I wanted to go talk to Dean but the next day I found his phone in my husband's car. I confronted him and he said he "borrowed" it from Dean but I didn't buy it. After pushing he confessed that he stole Dean's phone at the hospital and sent Adam a text telling him to not contact him again.
With this opening, you know you’re in for a treat (and don’t forget to read the update):
I bought my house from a elderly man and that is why my living room is fitted with a urinal.
I never removed it and did start using it, my friends also have always used it
And here’s a neat video about how wood engraving is done.
TUMBLR!
(via classically-lit-memes4u.)
(via firefox-official, thread found here.)
(via gretchensinister.)
(via foundbysara.)
TIKTOK!
Just two guys enjoying the swans.
Put this person in charge of everything.
A student who transfers to Hogwarts just as the Battle of Hogwarts is going on.
This song is a banger and has an important message.
I live for this user’s red carpet fashion roasts.
I would die for Eigg, even if he’s not a real dog.
This is also a banger.
Why do some people have all the kittens and I have none of the kittens?
A very important question that needs to be answered.
Some very satisfying sign writing.
ARTICLES!
How an Ivy League school turned against a student, New Yorker
How TikTok heartthrob William White’s thirsty fandom turned toxic, Input
Vogue, Bon Appétit and other Condé Nast staffers form union, Washington Post
BuzzFeed Doesn’t Deserve Its Newsroom, The Nation
That’s all for me today, gorgeous. Talk to you soon.
Love,
Kat