Weird sexual energy, maybe wears medallion

Mar 01, 2022

If you haven’t already, please look up the best ways you can help support Ukraine. For Canada, here’s an explainer from The Globe and Mail.

Happy March! I’m officially unemployed for a couple of weeks until I start my new gig, so I’m gonna be taking a lot of naps and playing a lot of video games for a while. A couple of weeks where I truly have no work-related stress. Just regular stress! What luxury. Anyway, internet things!

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Romantic Movie Month concludes on I Hate It But I Love It

Last week, Jocelyn and I commemorated IHIBILI’s five-year anniversary by discussing (500) Days of Summer, a movie we didn’t quite agree on, but certainly had a great time talking about. And for March, we’re bringing back Movie Musical Month, beginning this week with the 1982 film adaptation of Annie. You should subscribe, if you wanna be cool! (You can find I Hate It But I Love It in all the usual places, including Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, and Pocket Casts.)

TWEETS!

grace @brainsoupp_

still really confused how you’re meant to work full time, maintain a relationship and multiple friendships, have hobbies, workout, rest, clean, practise self care, feed yourself 3x a day and make enough money to survive all at the same time

Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett

Lately, this has been my experience with doctors: OLD: Bad and doesn't want to do anything YOUNG: Helpful, sets up tests & referrals, driven to find the solution WEIRD SEXUAL ENERGY, MAYBE WEARS MEDALLION: Extremely effective medical geniuses that will cure ur thing in 7.5 secs

soul nate @MNateShyamalan

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Fidharleus the T'Nèg @fidharleus

Met an old guy with no bank account. When I asked him why he didn't have one he said "I just never got into that shit"

brian 𖤐 @briantheruller

my ex said “you never gon find somebody like me” mf that’s the plan

Tochi @tochichels

whenever I watch shows like Love Island or Love Is Blind the first thing I think about is how they got that much annual leave

✰𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕥✰ @brittn3yelliott

why do men insist on backing into every parking spot

REDDIT!

Hoo, boy, you and your daughter-in-law sure don’t have the best relationship, and it is 100% not her fault:

Blake and Eve were stopping by for dinner, I asked if it was okay that I throw her a baby shower party and she declined saying her mom was already on it. I was upset not gonna lie, and what she said was sort of the straw that broke the camel's back. I waited til she went to the bathroom and out loud told Blake and the family that Eve was being rude and unaccepting of me for no good reason.

This is a nightmare and I cannot imagine why this ENTIRE FAMILY thought this was a good idea:

My family has been for a few weeks now asking to meet her… I've asked her a few times to come with me to meet my family but she's always had an excuse why she couldn't.
So, anyway, last weekend I brought my whole family (my parents as well as my sisters and their husbands and their kids) to her restaurant. I requested a table in her section.

What? No. Come on. No. What?

My friend Dan recently found out he might be a father. I say might because the girl he's been having an off/on relationship with, Kara, is pregnant, and he's not sure if he's the dad. She offered to get a paternity test once the baby is born and doesn't expect any kind of support until they find out if the baby is his. He's on board with that and appreciates that she's not pushing him into fatherhood if the baby isn't his. The issue is that when he was talking to me about it, he also said he wants to get a "maternity" test done to make sure the baby is hers.

A heartwarming thread from r/punk, titled What's the one thing you like doing that isn't considered "punk"?

For me is when I go to a Cafe, I like to have a hot chocolate and a chocolate cookie (or a brownie if they have it) and dip the cookie in the hot chocolate. I been abit ambaressed by it recently and just wondering if there's other stuff like that other punks do.

A here’s a Redditor who did the work to figure out the answer to life’s most important question: how many awkward bathroom encounters occurred when the Hulk’s snap brought everyone back in Avengers: Endgame?