I love to violate academic integrity on exams
Happy Tuesday! As I write this I am being held hostage by a very cute, very sleepy cat purring away on my legs. Pure torture. Internet stuff!
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It’s Action Movie Month on I Hate It But I Love It
Action Movie month continues on IHIBILI — in the past couple of weeks, we talked about Battlefield Earth and Tango & Cash, and we’ll be concluding the month this Wednesday with Escape From L.A. (You can find I Hate It But I Love It in all the usual places, including Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, and Pocket Casts.)
TWEETS!
REDDIT!
You don’t get to kick someone out of THEIR OWN HOUSE that you’re staying in:
Well, yesterday I called and told her I was bringing someone home with me for the night. She doesn’t care who I interact with, but I wanted some privacy. I asked her to leave before I got there, but she told me she couldn’t as she had something to do for work. I wound up coming home before my guest to confront her.
This is a very funny and wholesome post about one person claiming stuff happened in Stephen King’s It and their partner insisting it has to be a different book, and the resolution is just delightful:
i say it's not king's IT she says it is. we've been disagreeing about this on and off for a year because she keeps bringing up scenes and going on about how good they were in the book but i've read IT and those scenes aren't in it. she says i read IT too long ago to remember. fair. it was a while. but she read it over five years ago too!
This is so messed up — and, oh yeah, her husband died LESS THAN A YEAR AGO:
Fast-forward to early 2022, I reunited with an ex-boyfriend of mine from years before. We started dating again, and before we knew it, we were engaged. I've been criticized a lot for how fast I moved on but I guess everyone heals differently. We started planning for the wedding in March (the wedding hasn't happened yet; it will be in May), and we decided that we'd have it at the same cathedral where my first husband's funeral was held.
And this is just… weird:
I don't blame her for assuming this because this is the first time she's spent the night, but there's only space for one double bed in me and Mike's bedroom and he and I share it together. Mike has a bad back and is too tall to sleep on the couch in our living room, and it would be rude of me to ask him to give up his part of the bed for my guest. I'd sleep on the couch and let Shandy take my part of the bed, but I didn't think Mike would be comfortable with that, so I didn't offer to.
TUMBLR!
(via totallyfubar, thread found here.)
(via just-shower-thoughts, thread found here.)
(via regularblogger, thread found here.)
(via spocksie.)
TIKTOK!
You have to appreciate them shooting their shot.
This person’s impressions are truly disturbingly accurate.
A bunch of very good boys and girls.
Ballerinas are so hardcore.
Ahhhhhhhh my heart.
I would die for Kiwi.
Not the smartest kitty, but I would die for him too.
ARTICLES!
In the Pursuit of Hotness, The Cut
The Death of Company Culture, Where’s Your Ed At
That’s all for me today, gorgeous! Talk to you soon.
Love,
Kat