"Giant unkillable sex wizard"
Happy Valentine’s Day! Apologies for the lack of newsletter last week — I threw my back out again, and basically spent three days lying in bed, trying not to move or breathe or sneeze, lest my back seize up in incredible pain. Getting older is a nightmare and I wish I could just get my back removed. Anyway! Internet stuff.
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TWEETS!
REDDIT!
When you sabotage your wife’s work because you can’t wait ten minutes to eat:
I came to found that she has cooked an entire feast as her "next cooking project" and put it on the table. Note that by lokking at the whole table setting, I figured pictures had already been taken, right? but no, she said she was gOiNg to take few pictures and I had to wait. She went upstairs to get her camera that's when I grabbed the spoon and started filling my plate from every dish she's made and "ruining" the look as a result. I was hungry and unwilling to wait around for 10+ to eat.
She came downstairs, saw the "damage" and blew up almost crying saying I just ruined her cooking project that she worked hours for as well as putting efforts into. I said I was hungry and couldn't wait
When your husband has tickets to the new Batman movie on your due date:
He says it is important to see the movie the first day because of spoilers and that, even I end up having the baby that day while he is watching the movie, at worst he would arrived a few hours late and is not such a big deal.
A typical jackass with a satisfying update:
When she came to pick me up from work she was wearing pajamas which were shorts with a long sleeve button up, she even wore her house shoes. I was embarrassed for my coworkers to see her like that so when she stopped for gas to teach her a lesson I told her my back was sore and she could pump it. She said it was too cold and she wanted me to do it. She’s the moron that wore shorts. I stood my ground, she pumped her own gas, but wouldn’t talk to me during the drive.
This, just… blows my mind:
At 6pm he comes home, says hello, and asks what I cooked for dinner. I thought he was joking around and joked back that I’d been slaving over a hot stove all day. He got excited and asked if I’d gone to the market or if I was able to use ingredients that he had in the kitchen.
I then asked him if he had seriously expected me to have dinner on the table when he got home. He said yes. He said that was why he made a point of telling me exactly when he’d be home for dinner. I said I wasn’t a housewife. He said he knows that, but I was in his house all day so he didn’t understand why I wouldn’t have gone ahead and cooked dinner.
TUMBLR!
(via glumshoe.)
(via girlballs, post found here.)
(via princessofkazakhstan, thread found here.)
(via heythisisbecky.)
(via botanyshitposts.)
TIKTOK!
Me, not remotely a bartender: NO FUCKING WAY.
Using an orange to show how dark it is.
Let’s play devil’s advocate.
A very sweet married couple.
I don’t think this driver has a license.
When a sleek hairstyle doesn’t quite have the desired effect.
Dee Wallace tells a lovely story about Peter Jackson.
A serious game of tag.
ARTICLES!
Why the Woman Who Dressed ‘The Gilded Age’ Is on the Verge of Giving Up, New York Times
How the Sausage Gets Made: Inside Hollywood's Prosthetic Penis Craze, Thrillist
Eric Schneiderman Says He’s Changed. Is That Enough?, BuzzFeed News
Tumblr Is Everything: How The Snowflakes Won, The Atlantic
The new hire who showed up is not the same person we interviewed, Ask A Manager
That’s all for me today, gorgeous! Talk to you soon.
Love,
Kat