"Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval."
Happy Monday, cuties! It’s the last day of January, which is good, but tomorrow is February, which is bad. Ebbs and flows, peaks and valleys. At least the internet still has stuff to look at.
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Erotic thriller month concludes on I Hate It But I Love It
Jocelyn and I closed our erotic thriller month on IHIBILI by talking about the trashy-but-fun Wild Things, because we absolutely had to. And for February, we’ll be doing all romance movies, starting this week with Kissing Jessica Stein, and we’ll be joined Kyah Green and Steph Malek, the delightful hosts of The Fandom Show (which you should also totally listen to). You should subscribe, if you wanna be cool! (You can find I Hate It But I Love It in all the usual places, including Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, and Pocket Casts.)
TWEETS!
REDDIT!
This list of rules to follow to see the newborn baby starts out reasonable and then goes off the rails:
let us know a week before hand so we can arrange a day/time
no smokers
no phone calls or visits between 7:30pm-10pm -you can only stay an hour -no picking up the baby without consent -no Adivce -no perfume/deodorant
no is no we won’t explain why
no pictures to be taken or posted on social media
if you visit the first time you will be expected to give mom (me) a gift card and a gift for baby from out approved list
before you ever come no matter how many times you will be give a list of a ether food or groceries to bring with you AND a chore for a list of your choosing
no more than two visits a week per person
A man cheating on his wife discovers that she’s been cheating on him — the schadenfreude is delicious throughout the entire thing:
I am desperate to talk this out to know why this happend and how invested she really is in this peace of shit. If she is doing this out of revenge maybe I have a chance cause if so she does feel something for me at least. I can´t imaginge her being emotionless throwing away over 20 years. I know this woman like I know my self. Deep down she´s hurt but also so very stubborn and proud. I just want to know if she knew about my affair why the hell did she not confront me? I would have chosen her over AP in a nanosecond. And what the hell is she hoping to find with this dush? He is no better than me, sleeping with a married woman. Ah fuck! I am trying to respect her wish to have some space but I am desperate desperate desperate to just talk to her.
I cannot understand why ANYONE would think this is appropriate to wear to ANY wedding:
she wants to wear a dress inspired on the meme “gay rat wedding”. To my friend’s wedding. He and his fiancé are gay. I told her, maybe that is not really appropriated? The dress in question would be full of little stuffed rats, pride flags and a big “I SUPPORT GAY RATS” on the front.
The brother is lucky this guy didn’t call CPS for child abandonment:
Kevin has a habit of dumping his kid on me at random times to watch while he goes out on dates with women. So far he's gone out for 4 dates while expecting me to watch my nephew. It bothered me because I have work commitments (I'm a nurse) and my schedule can unpredictable, and so he caused me issues at work for dropping his kid off at my house without telling me first.
TUMBLR!
(via teaboot, thread found here.)
(via treesandstix, post found here.)
(via demisatyr, thread found here.)
(via arr-jim-lad, thread found here.)
And here’s a really cute comic about The Matrix.
TIKTOK!
Sometimes you have to bully your grandma.
Cats aren’t mean, they just hate you.
Being the only flowery person in your goth store.
Look at those fangs!!
Using a code to figure out the ideal Wordle starting word.
Hey, we’ve all been there.
LOOK AT THOSE PAWS.
I wish my cat loved me this much.
Same, kid. Same.
ARTICLES!
What Happed At The Root?, Gawker
Did Dakota Johnson Lock Customers Inside of a Blue Bottle Coffee in 2016? An Investigation, Vulture
'And Just Like That... ' has a Diversity Girlfriend problem, NPR
Major Media Outlets Can’t Stop Describing Police Violence As ‘Officer-Involved’ Incidents, HuffPost
The 22 Biggest Pop Culture Moments Of 2002, BuzzFeed News
That’s all for me today, gorgeous! Talk to you soon.
Love,
Kat