An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Time Trap"

Happy Friday, paid subscribers! In this week’s bonus issue, I’m gonna talk to you about an awful science fiction movie from 2017 called Time Trap. I only had to tell Craig the title of the movie for him to roll his eyes. (That said, we’ve been going around the apartment, whispering “Time Trap!” at each other all week.)

The biggest “star” of Time Trap is…