An actual thing I watched on purpose: "Slender Man"

It’s Friday, paid subscribers! I’m back with another bonus issue for y’all. This week’s bad movie that I watched is Slender Man, the 2018 horror movie based on the creepy internet urban legend.

If you’re not familiar with Slender Man, he was a creation of a guy named Eric Knudsen on the old Something Awful forums — he’s an unnaturally tall, slender (duh…

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